The episode begins with two bike messengers discussing the best way to get across town. “6th Ave is the best, dawg,” says one portly messenger. “No way, I take the parallel street by the Jackson building to avoid the – whoa!” The second messenger (with a spotty mustache) skids in the street and quickly directs [...]
Remember how I’m the smartest person ever? Here, let me remind you. As if I needed to be backed up at all, Lost creators have just released a Director’s Cut version of their critically acclaimed fifth episode “The Constant.” Hang on to your butts. This is a TVZ exclusive.
Anyone from the Northwest that stays up later than 10 at night knows the genius that is contained within Vern Fonk commercials. Their strangeness is typically hypnotic and hilarious. The following is the epitome of not only a fantastic Vern Fonk commercial, but of all television commercials.
What if you found yourself placed on an island in the middle of nowhere and realized that you were there not to hunt, but to be HUNTED by the most dangerous game of all – the common Komodo lizard! And what if in addition to that, you were also hunted by a mosquito? Oh, and [...]
Hello again, dear readers. This post I have a special treat for you. TVZ intel recently intercepted this document from Lost‘s favorite Other, Ben Linus. Enjoy. Benjamin Linus Presents: “A True Player’s Guide to Scoring Ladies” I get asked almost every day, “Ben, how did you become so suave with the ladies?”…and man, I don’t [...]
Note: This article assumes you have at least a passing familiarty with the brilliant “sitcom” “Step by Step”. “Step by Step” has of course had many brilliant episodes, but read on for the best one yet!
Is Mr. Smith and the Roach as good as you’ve heard? No. It’s better. It’s almost a cliché by now to say Mr. Smith and the Roach (Sci-Fi, Thursday 8:00) has completely redefined good TV, but it has. As the first season draws to a close this seems as good a time as any to [...]
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