Archives for the ‘commercial of the week’ Category

May 21, 2008

Commercial of the Week: With the Puddin’ an’ the Jello and the Blizziblowww!

- by Chuck Knigge | Filed under: commercial of the week,Featured

Billy Cosby once said, “Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.” A declaration like that can only come from someone rolling in the Jell-O dough. Or Michael Jordan. There are a lot of Bill Cosby Jell-O commercials, but this one is one of the earliest. It’s got a cute kid [...]

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May 15, 2008

Commercial of the Week: Smooch. Poof. Beer goggles.

- by Chuck Knigge | Filed under: commercial of the week,Featured

I wish I could go back in time and transform some of the uggies throughout my life into beer and chug away, making everyone else around me more attractive. I also wish I could frolic around, Sound of Music style, speaking with animals and wearing a dress, but that’s another story for another day. Who [...]

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May 7, 2008

Commercial of the Week: I like games.

- by Chuck Knigge | Filed under: commercial of the week,Featured,Lost

If you’ve never seen Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, then you sir or ma’am are doing a disservice to yourself and your country. One of the most funny and original cartoons to ever grace television holds well with children and adults alike. My favorite character in the show is a weirdo named Cheese. Meet Cheese. [...]

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April 28, 2008

Commercial of the Week: UNST! Awesome!

- by Chuck Knigge | Filed under: commercial of the week,News and Commentary

If you’re an especially prudish person, then you should probably explore past Commercials of the Week and some of our other fine articles. This one ain’t for you. This is a commercial made for children, but only truly appreciated by adults. Well, adults with child-like immaturity such as myself. But I’m comfortable with that. Horrifying [...]

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April 21, 2008

Commercial of the Week: Warhol Heart TV

- by Chuck Knigge | Filed under: commercial of the week,Featured

Have you ever watched a commercial and become absolutely mesmerized? This is one of those times for me. I’ve watched this about a dozen times so far, and every single time it makes me laugh uncontrollably. Gaze into his eyes. Fill yourself with the wonder that is TDK. And repeat after him: Aka! Midori! Ao! [...]

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April 15, 2008

Commercial of the Week: MRRREEEOOWWW!

- by Chuck Knigge | Filed under: commercial of the week,Featured,Lost,News and Commentary,Site News

I don’t typically toot my own horn. Okay, that’s just a lie. I do it all the time. Anyways, I make some amazing spaghetti and meatballs. Just ask my girlfriend, friends, and family. Restaurants don’t even come close. I have never tasted S&M better than mine…. *cough* Now, if an animal were to do this [...]

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April 6, 2008

Commercial of the Week: Aliens Vs. Trunk Monkeys

- by Chuck Knigge | Filed under: commercial of the week,Featured,News and Commentary,Recommended

I don’t own a car. Never have. But if I did, you can bet your Bawls I would get me one of these Trunk Monkeys. In the future, when aliens invade our planet, Trunk Monkeys will be our ultimate savior from the butt-probing extremists. They’ll kick more alien tukis than Captain Steven Hiller. Then they’ll [...]

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