I never got around to playing the first Fable for the original XBox. However, that didn’t stop me from picking up the anticipated sequel for the 360 and I’ve been making babies and orgies in my polygamous bisexual relationships ever since.

There’s also some nonsense about story and choice and such, if you’re into that thing. And if you weren’t before, then you definitely will be after seeing this ad.

Dark and beautiful. Just like the game.