I don’t typically toot my own horn. Okay, that’s just a lie. I do it all the time. Anyways, I make some amazing spaghetti and meatballs. Just ask my girlfriend, friends, and family. Restaurants don’t even come close. I have never tasted S&M better than mine…. *cough*

Now, if an animal were to do this with my saucy Italian magic, then we’d be baking it and having it’s furry carcass for dinner. Let that be a warning to all you critters. Especially you, Marmaduke.

My greatest dream is to be on Iron Chef.

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