I don’t own a car. Never have. But if I did, you can bet your Bawls I would get me one of these Trunk Monkeys.

In the future, when aliens invade our planet, Trunk Monkeys will be our ultimate savior from the butt-probing extremists. They’ll kick more alien tukis than Captain Steven Hiller. Then they’ll celebrate by throwing poo everywhere. It’s going to be marvelous.

Welcome to Errf! Oo AHH AHHHHH!!!

Thanks to Chris Piers.

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